IN LOVING MEMORY OF FROG #4827
~ A Vibathon Production ~
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
LEAD FROG WRANGLER
Lieutenant Commander Worf
ROAD SAFETY CONSULTANT
Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy
"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a crossing guard!"
PIXEL ART DIRECTOR
Commander Data
"I have rendered 4,217 individual pixels with 99.97% accuracy."
HORROR MODE DESIGNER
Q (no last name needed)
BLOOD RIVER CONSULTANT
Gul Dukat
STOMPING CHOREOGRAPHER
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge
"I literally cannot see the problem here."
BUG TESTER (ATE ALL THE BUGS)
Ensign Neelix
MOTIVATIONAL SUPPORT
Counselor Deanna Troi
"I sense... great frustration from the player."
SOUND DESIGN
Lt. Uhura
"I'm receiving a distress signal... it's the frog."
GOLDEN FLY PROCUREMENT
Quark, Son of Keldar
"Every fly has its price."
CAFETERIA SERVICES
Chef Riker (with extra beard oil)
SKYRIM INTEGRATION SPECIALIST
Seven of Nine (Tertiary Adjunct)
"Resistance to this meme is futile."
LEGAL COUNSEL
Constable Odo
"This game violates at least 47 Bajoran statutes."
LEADERBOARD ARCHITECT
Chief Miles O'Brien
"It keeps breaking and I keep fixing it. Story of my life."
CATERING & EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TEA
Captain Picard (again)
"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. ...And a new frog."
NO FROGS WERE HARMED
...okay maybe a few
🐸 REST IN PIXELS 🐸
R.I.P.